Well it's two days from New Year and I'm sick. Blerg. I don't want to end or start a year being sick, because then all you can say is you were sick all year. And how's that going to look? You are given less than one hundred years to live and you waste one being sick. It doesn't matter if you did anything else, being sick has tainted the year. "I finished a ten year university course and can now earn three million dollars a year, I married the love of my life and gave birth to a record 28 kids, I saved an  entire country from a horrible fate and I found out the meaning of life." "Yes, but you were sick all year." Does anybody realise how easily this problem could bu fixed? By changing it from having the first day of the year right after the last day of the year. Don't they understand how the first and last days of the year a mere split seconds apart? What were they thinking? Not much, that's what.

Today was okay, watched a lot of TV, which is becoming a habit for me. We had some milk which was on the turning point (Between off and... on, I guess) I had some with my cereal and then, about a half-an-hour later... yoghurt. Good thing I don't believe in soggy cereal. I also half made some friendship bracelets. Maybe I should sell them. It might possibly make me rich and what's better that a regular Elizabeth? A rich Elizabeth! Also ice.

Another thinining trick: wear mirrors. Everybody's too busy looking at themselves to look at you, ya fattie! Also people can be incredibly vain, so they will associate their good looks with you and poof! A gorgeous person.*

*Side effects may include people who are insecure about their looks thinking you are ugly. Also vampires might think you don't exist.

 

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