Today I thought I had found a two ended fork. It had the four forky prongs on the one and and another four forky prongs on the other end. Think of all the possibilities.
"Waiter, my fork is covered in tomato sauce ond I am wishing to eat something where adding tomato sauce to it would cause deadly results. Most likely imploding, death, allergic reactions, suing and all manner of other equally unpleasant things."
"Don't worry sir and or madam, simply flip the fork over!"
"Wow! This is a great invention! Waiter, I herby appoint you the knight of preventing tomato sauce coming into contact with things that will react badly, resulting in a very bad way. Also here is a Tony and or a Golden Globe."
"Thank you your majesty, King and or Queen of appointing ridiculous titles."
"No problem sir and or lady of preventing tomato sauce coming into contact with things that will react badly, resulting in a very bad way. Oh and thanks for the forky tip!"
Closer inspection revealed it to be actually just two forks with one upside down, but for that one split second, I was finally content. And it was really dullp Being content that is.


As you most likely haven't noticed, this was originally written in red ink. It was writtten in red ink, as I am/ was at my friends house and I have/had the urge to share my fork of two ends tale with you. That is my green notebook whom I am/was currently writing in. This notebook was mentioned in my first ever entry.

I doubt very  much that this (red ink scribble here.) ink could possibly be blood. That's how much I trust my friend. I completely don't think that the fourteen people and or small animals she killed was to harvest the blood to use as ink. How many people can say they have a friend that they trust that much. Wow, these blood fumes sure do nauseate.

I doubt that very many people know this tip for showing your better side. What you do is: get a photo of someone who is very nice looking, cut them up (seperate the legs, arms and head from the body) then, stick the legs onto your legs and the arms on your arms and the head on your head and the torso on your torso. Presto! Gorgeous looking person made easy. I would advise doing the same for the back of you and choose the right gender. Don't want to confuse  anyone, now then, do we?

I slept ower a friend of mine for the past two nights, so have been gotten less sleep than I normally do, so I hope I can get lots of sleep before the week long camp that I am going on, which I have been told, you get very little sleep from.

 

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