Lingo, Walls, Questions and the Chance to Be a Superhero!
This entry was posted on 2/25/2006 7:18 AM and is filed under uncategorized.
I theorise that the next teen lingo will be colours. For example:
Sally and Mary, two “hip” teenage girls. Sally is trying on a skirt and asks Mary for an opinion.
Mary replies, “You look so orange!” in an admiring tone.
Sally looks disappointed and says, “I want to look red for the party.
Another example is two boys are teasing another
uncouth boy. The first boy calls the unpopular boy “green” and
“unblue”. The second boy might say “If he were any greener he
would be yellow.” The unpopular might then scream, “You two are so
brown!”
A feature wall is so important to show how nice a colour is, especially
if it were a dark colour. If all of your walls were a deep purple, all
that people would notice would be how dark the room appeared. If only
one wall was purple and the rest were a lighter colour or white, then
the colour would stand out more and the room would remain light.
What are you meant to do when you get annoyed at someone and you go off
and rant inside yourself, but by the time you next see them, the
annoyance has died down and you don’t say anything, because you don’t
think there is any reason to? Then the same thing happens again. Does
it mean that they have something that they don’t know they do or
realise it annoys you, so you should tell them or is it just because
you happen to be in a bad mood at the time and normally you wouldn’t
notice this trait/ habit/ whatever it is? In fact, I almost removed
this as I thought it was me being hormonal and whatnot.
The perfect job for an obese girl (therefore any girl) is a fridge door
to door sales person. Imagine how much fun it would be to help people
upgrade their food storage unit/s. You have all of this power over
everybody. If they don’t buy your food storage unit, then their food
might go off and when they go to eat it they might die. As well as the
rest of the household and any guests. You would know what it feels like
to be a superhero. You would inspire the unemployed to get jobs, not
just upgrading food storage units, but very cold food storage unit, for
the very elite unemployed girls. Next time you do something, check to
see how many people died of eating off food. I bet it’s more than it
should be. Do you part, girls, save the world. I do not recommend this
job for the males as they would be inefficient and double the death
rate. Either that or have really cool fridge wars. Take your pick.
